Grumpy Cow Collection -
Because some days you just don’t have the pasture space for nonsense.
This Grumpy Cow classic is for all the sass queens, fence leaners, and cud-chewing critics who prefer hayfields over high drama.Whether you’re out feeding goats, running the farm, or side-eyeing society from your barn porch, this shirt lets the world know: you’ve got better things to chew on.
🐮 Ultra-soft & farm-tested
🌾 Unisex fit – comfy for chores or chilling
🖤 Bold design with big “nope” energy
📦 Ships straight from the sassiest part of the barnPair it with: your favorite boots, a judging stare, and absolutely zero patience.
🛒 Grab yours now and join the Grumpy Cow fan club!
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Goodwin Family Farms LLC

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